so, i'm gonna be having the get together this year for my dad and brothers and sister, here in my apartment...i'm finding i have to do a little "straightening up" - particularly the refrigerator, covered in magnetic poetry - very QUEER poetry at that, some of which i assembled, other works of art done by friends that have stopped by...

of course, adam (my 20 year old brother) knows i'm a big ol' dyke and he's had his flirtations with bisexuality (not sure how he defines his orientation these days) but it's my half brother and half sister that i have to watch out for - matt's 13, paige is 9. i have a _very_ strained relationship with their mother (my ex-stepmonster) and don't want to give her any reason to keep bro and sis from coming to visit me, so it's better to just set aside anything that the kids might see and casually mention to their mom...

i can keep most of the magnets up, but some of the dirty sentences that have been composed and some of the outright sexual words will be relocated to a cupboard...

some fridge favorites that will be removed or shuffled around:
"a curvaceous butt is the center of everything"
"do you like a pink vibrator up in your voluptous bottom"
"nympho juice is loose in your caboose"
"we want sleazy love deep up in the tweedledee"
"the fabulous butt thrust is amazingly easy to do"

hrmmm, i hadn't realized i had such a butt theme going on there! *8-)

other faves:
"horny halibut need pimping"
"she had me slurping like a nasty chickadee"
"i desire an excellent licking tonight please"
"naked sheep strut with vulgar homosexuality"
"naughty women are my poetry"

my magnetic poetry calendar next to the computer will need reorganizing as well - it doesn't have all the blatant sexual words, yet i still managed to make dirty poetry. *8-) to wit:

"blow me
a time to come all over
let a rain storm begin

she can open you
hear her gentle murmurs
remember the moment"

urgh, time to get back to the cleanup...