CURRENTLY, LORI IS:

pogoin': i'm totally addicted to Poppit!™ on pogo.com - hangin out in the Rainbow Room...strange, right now it's filled with a bunch of 29 year old dykes, myself included...

watchin': er - listening, actually - to Rendez-View...dunno why, but i've gotten hooked on watching this show (probably cuz it's the only thing remotely watchable on late night tv without the luxury of cable at my apt?) Greg Proops, the main host, is so fucking cool - in fact, on this show he's almost as good as he is on Whose Line Is It Anyway?...there's another chick that serves as host on rendez-view, dunno too much about her, and then they have a couple of 2nd rate celebrities join in the discussion - tonight's episode featured Gervase & Susan from Survivor...they're all discussing a couple that's agreed to have cameras follow them on a blind date that's been arranged by the show. it's amazing to me that people actually volunteer to be on this show - i guess they follow the idea that "there's no such thing as bad publicity" - these people are FREAKS.

watchin': well, now that Rendez-View's over, i'm watching To Tell The Truth - the new version....it's pretty good too, for late nite tv....

achin': i fell on the ice in the parking lot at work wednesday, and i'm still sore as a mofo...the muscles in my thighs and upper arms just ache. driving my car is a bitch, didn't realize what sort of exertion there is on my legs when i'm hitting the clutch and such - it hurts to hit the pedals. *whine whine complain complain* wonder if i can get the trader to pay for a massage therapist? *8-) nice thought, but i doubt it...

random homer simpson quotes

well, mom took me to the movies today - to see E.T. - just as she did 20 years ago. awwww...it's such a vivid childhood memory, going to see the movie - yet it's amazing that i barely remembered the movie at all...it was good to see it again. and i also forgot how good reese's pieces were too...hard to believe it was TWENTY YEARS AGO!

the onion's got some cute easter cards....

for alternately funny as hell and offensive as hell t-shirts, check out tshirthell.com - this month's shirt reads Infected by Pamela Anderson...the WWJD (for a KLONDIKE bar?) cracked me up...

I am Alice in Wonderland! You're just a girl; you tend to get frustrated easily, you daydream quite a bit, and you try to avoid making trouble, though curiosity always gets the better of you. Even under tight circumstances, however, you put aside (some of) your fear and figure out what's the best thing to do. You want a better understanding of your world.

You are Civilian Calvin! You don't get to travel much outside your neighborhood, but you still manage to get in plenty of trouble. When you're not acting up, you like to wax philosophical. Take the What Calvin are You? Quiz by contessina_2000@yahoo.com!

errr...i guess boxer shorts weren't an option....

debbie emailed me a link, but my cable-modem deprived computer just ain't havin it - hafta check it at mom's, i guess....

anyways, it's http://www.siccoproductionz.com/delta.html

discovery health has a sensuality test online at http://discoveryhealth.queendom.com/access_sensuality.html

so, here are my results...dag nabit, they need a bit of html for us to plug our results into our weblogs!!! isn't that what online tests are all about these days?!?

About Sensuality
Sensuality is to be acutely aware of what the senses perceive. This preoccupation or devotion to that which is smelled, touched, heard, tasted, and seen has some bearing on how one experiences life…and sex.

Studies have shown that people who are exceptionally sensual are very process-oriented. In life, this means enjoying the present moment and not always being hung up on the future or the past. What is going on around at the present moment is enough to capture the sensual individuals full attention. This is an excellent recipe for happiness. In matters of sex, being process-oriented means NOT being driven by the goal of orgasm. Instead it means enjoying sex for the experience itself, basking in the actual act and not driving to a climactic finish.

Results of the Sensuality Test
Sensuality Index
Your score = 67

What does your score mean?
You seem to have found a balance between absolute asceticism and utter hedonism. You enjoy the titillation of the senses, but aren't driven to senseless ecstasy by the smell of a flower, the taste of rich chocolate cake with whipped cream, or the touch of a lover. You are able to appreciate and even lose yourself in the sights, smells, sounds, tastes, and feel of life. But you aren't totally pleasure-driven and you are able to keep your emotions balanced.

You are able to stay focused and to persevere, even though you might be trudging through a particularly dull or insipid period of life. Sometimes, it is necessary to relinquish an attachment to the physically divine in order to attain goals or to move ahead. Your ability to control your sensual side means that you aren't perpetually distracted by what you feel, see, hear, touch, and taste.

As far as sex goes, you enjoy the process of lingering lovemaking. During sex, the senses are more acute, and you drink in the touch, sight, sounds, and smell of your lover. There is always room to improve this tendency of yours, and your lover will certainly appreciate your devotion to the senses!

If you would like, you can intensify your sensual side by taking note of the present moment, by using your eyes, ears, nose, and fingertips to explore all of the stimuli that whirl around you at any given time. Remember to be careful not to indulge gluttonously on physical pleasures to your own detriment (careless sex, drugs, alcohol, or too much chocolate, etc.).

You only have one life and your senses are there to help you enjoy it. So get to it!

this looks like an interesting site - i'll hafta really look at it later...

current workplace discussion topic: robin's ass crack, and her scrubbing it too hard in the shower.

ya know, if they secretly taped this place, they could make a series of videos on sexual harassment in the workplace...

time for a little break from work...

CURRENTLY, LORI IS:

groovin': ya know, that launch.yahoo.com ain't too bad - i can listen to stuff thru my computer and it's easy to click through the crap ya don't like - it's a radio station with a fast forward button...currently playing Fast Car by Tracy Chapman...er, make that Life In A Northern Town by Dream Academy - hit a late 80's - early 90's cluster, i guess...

chappin': my fuckin lips are chapped - the upper ones, smart ass. *8-) we're into the first week of spring and we've had more winter weather than we did all winter...fucking greenhouse effect, probably - we'll be having 30 degree summer days and 70 degree christmases from now on....

yawnin': dunno why, but i've been yawning a lot tonight - seems to be going around the room...amazing how contagious a yawn can be...