stumbled across a website for PCOS - i just LOVE the name - soulcysters.com

Vote for me! *8-)

Is my Blog HOT or NOT?

so i've been doing the Fark Photoshop Contests more lately...the latest one was "failed dot-coms"...so i did one for "DoughBoySexToy.com" and put in a graphic of the pillsbury doughboy holding a blue jelly butt plug. *8-) it also said "guaranteed to make her giggle" and "absolutely NO yeast infections!"

*grin* let's just not mention this to the pillsbury corporation, alrighty? certainly they couldn't sue me, since it's a parody, right? right? *8-)

oh sheesh, i forgot to clear out the google search and the links - nothing like using mom's puter and putting "blue butt plug" in the search box....*8-O

if the prison bitch name wasn't to your liking, how about a Smurf name? go to the smurf name generator...

mine's totally cool - i am Erotic Smurf.

quit laughing!

*8-)

if you've ever wondered what your prison bitch name would be, go to the Prison Bitch Name Generator

for the record, i'm Rim Shot. *8-)

current workplace discussion topic: Epsom Salt. (like i've said before, we talk about the WEIRDEST shit) so, everyone knows you use it to soak your feet - but WHY? well, it soothes achy muscles and the magnesium is said to help the body heal...

didya know there's a web page just for Epsom Salt? me neither....but now we do!

well FUCK. clara's hubby john needs back surgery and will probably be in recovery for 6 weeks or so - so now she's not sure she'll be able to come visit in august. she said perhaps she can visit some time after that, but i want her here in AUGUST for the Jimmy Buffett concert!! argh, perhaps it's a bit selfish on my part - it's obviously pretty serious if he's gonna take over a month to recover - but i was really looking forward to the concert. i guess it's not totally off just yet, perhaps she'll know more after the doc's visit on tuesday.

major bummer. *8-(

thank god for free email sites!