woo hoo! got my puter hooked up to the router, meaning i'm now using momma's cable modem! whoo hoo! porno downloads, here i come...heh heh heh, just kidding. although buying the router through amazon did score me a free webcam, so maybe i'll make my name into the porno industry soon! ;-)

yet another name generator - i love these thangs! check out the Magix Black Woman Name Generator...from the page: "This be Mo'Nique speakin to you straight from tha Internet. Lass week, one of my girl's axed me how she can get a name so sexy and luxurious as mine. Mo'Nique ain't no average name, and I ain't no average woman. I be tha sexy, full-figered, outspoken glamor doll known as Mo'Nique. Say it, girl!"

and i be Shoonua Houston. *8-)

phil at work gave me this URL - pee-mail.com - cute!

so, ya post a note on your blog saying you hate a specific event, and then months later post pics of yourself at that very event? interesting...

and you thought the thighmaster was bad - this thing scares me...

dontcha just hate it when you get a song stuck in your head for no apparent reason and can't get it out of your head no matter how hard you try?

for some reason, i have a summer camp song in my head - you know, the one about great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts...that link's got some different lyrics than i remember singing at the Y, but it's all still basically the same - the nastiest stuff you could think of. damn, would ya believe a google search for "greasy grimy gopher guts" would return 664 hits?!? and there's even a book by that name!!

so, charleton heston has alzheimers...how ironic, Mr. NRA man might have to forfeit his weapons because California has laws prohibiting gravely ill people from possessing weapons...