Bingo!

Kat & i went to play bingo last night...it's been a loooong time since i've done bingo - college, perhaps? - but i managed to watch over 12 cards with ease (for the most part) i won $30 in one of the early birds, and i won a door prize - a Halloween decoration of a purple kitty in a witch's hat - that i promptly gave to Kat. the only major problem is the smoke from all the smokers - i wonder how well a non-smoking bingo hall would do? but we had a good time and will probably go back...

maybe i could make some $$...

perhaps i could sell descriptions of my latest dreams to Rozerem and they would put them on tv - last night involved King Kong in a Hawaiian shirt at the dealership that sold me my car. (i must say, i find the Rozerem commercial with Abe Lincoln and a beaver playing chess to be rather amusing)

i'm so butch...

i'm so butch that i buy my medical supplies at the Tractor Supply store. And i've heard of the things they've had there, even though the cashier looked at me like i was an alien when i asked her if they had cow magnets. maybe she thought it was just another stupid city girl walking in - she told me maybe i should try Kohl's - er, no, i explained to her - not a refrigerator with a pic of a cow on it, a cow magnet that you put in a cow's stomach to attract the metals that it digests to avoid harming the cow...i poked around the store and eventually found them...then i had to explain to her that i didn't have any cows, that i used them to activate my Vagus Nerve Stimulator. hey, bargain hunter that i am, i'd much rather pay eight bucks for three of them than get the "official" version from the VNS company for thirty bucks EACH.

a to-do list 4 miles long...

...but that's okay, because it was 5 miles long - i've managed to cross off a mile of things this weekend. Whoopi's glad about that - i got her fish bowl all cleaned out and fresh water put in, it's crystal clear now!!