joke of the day...courtesy of MY MOTHER!

Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

A: The mace!

yup, my mother told me that one...

woo hoo - the irs gave me back 909 of my hard earned dollars today, direct deposited into my checking account...no big plans for it, just pay more bills - woo hoo...

maybe i should go out and have a kid - i hear ya get bigger tax refunds that way...

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omigod - dionne warwick really is psychic!!

Joke of the day:

Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

A: Because, silly, if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

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a VNS update - you'll notice i haven't said much about it lately...that's because everything's just fine and dandy with it. i'm noticing the regular pulses even less and less - on occasion, when it catches me off guard, i have to cough, but otherwise i'm fine. i'm also doing well with keeping my magnet with me and away from my credit cards and sensitive stuff *knock on wood* ...everyone tells me they're amazed at how quickly my incisions have healed up...i think my lungs have recovered from the atelectasis, though now i'm fighting off an evil cold and find myself short of breath on occasion...

oh my - adam's gig at club fusion last night was cool...

i got all festive, with the boys doing my hair...the blue hair gel didn't really show up cuz my hair's too dark, so we added in some white, and then more blue and made it spiky spiky spiky! then dale topped it off with some glitter, in addition to the other glitter that greg had applied on my arms and face...greg told me 9348 times that i should do the spiky hair thing all the time, cuz it matches my personality - perhaps if i can find some stuff that doesn't make my head so crunchy...

it was a bit of a family affair - my brother on stage, my cousins marian and josh and their partners there, as well as adam's gf...marian was amazed to see that i was drinking booze - it was funny to see her reaction when she saw me with a drink in hand...we don't typically have lots of booze at the family gatherings and i'm not much of a beer drinker...it's always interesting when you find out someone's perception of you isn't totally accurate...

josh's wife amanda got along with greg - amanda says half her friends are gay, so she wants to go barhopping with us sometime...she's a character, that's for sure...

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