Saturday, November 16, 2002
adam got his url (djadamjay.com) though http://hostica.com/ - maybe someday i'll get my own website...*8-)
Friday, November 15, 2002
ya know, there's a "what kind of _________ are you?" survey for everything...
Which Firearm are you? |
Thursday, November 14, 2002
not that celebrity opinions should carry any special weight, but Sean Penn's open letter to George W. Bush is good - he put his money where his mouth is by spending 56 grand to place it in a 3/4 page ad in the washington post...
from Bob & Tom's Joke of the Day page:
A man follows a woman with a parrot out of a movie theater. He stops her and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I couldn't help but notice that your bird seemed to understand the movie. He cried at the right spots, he was fidgeting in his seat during the boring parts and he laughed at jokes. Don't you find that unusual?"
"I do indeed," she answered. "He hated the book."
A carrot crosses the road and is hit by a car. He is rushed to the hospital, where he goes through hours of surgery.
After surgery the doctor comes into the carrot’s room and says “Well, I’ve got good news and bad news.”
The carrot says, “Give me the good news first, doc.”
The doctor says, “The good news is you’re gonna live.”
“And the bad news?” asks the carrot.
“The bad news is you're gonna be a vegetable for the rest of your life.“
A man follows a woman with a parrot out of a movie theater. He stops her and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I couldn't help but notice that your bird seemed to understand the movie. He cried at the right spots, he was fidgeting in his seat during the boring parts and he laughed at jokes. Don't you find that unusual?"
"I do indeed," she answered. "He hated the book."
A carrot crosses the road and is hit by a car. He is rushed to the hospital, where he goes through hours of surgery.
After surgery the doctor comes into the carrot’s room and says “Well, I’ve got good news and bad news.”
The carrot says, “Give me the good news first, doc.”
The doctor says, “The good news is you’re gonna live.”
“And the bad news?” asks the carrot.
“The bad news is you're gonna be a vegetable for the rest of your life.“
ahhh, i just love TotalFark - it's got ALL of the links that are submitted, even those that don't get posted to fark.com - for instance: all you never wanted to know about farts...
here's the playboy playmate of the month when i was born - September 1972 - and if you wanna see a different month/year, click here...
Wednesday, November 13, 2002
if the evil earlham college is to get the money from me that they claim that i owe them, it'll be like this - in pennies.
Tuesday, November 12, 2002
i'm definitely gonna hafta check this out - women's ice hockey - the circle city sirens - strictly as a spectator of course...could be a really good event to take my kid sister to see...
Sunday, November 10, 2002
$24,668.14 - that's twenty four thousand, six hundred sixty eight dollars and fourteen cents. that's the total of claims submitted to my health insurance company this year, not including trips to the therapist or shrink (dunno why they don't list that online)...
woah...that's a big chunk o change...
woah...that's a big chunk o change...
next saturday is the 2002 international rps championships - rps, you ask? Rock, Paper, Scissors! damn, too bad it's in toronto - it'd be cool to see - alas, i hafta be in town to see ani difranco next sunday...
'tis amazing where you can end up when you're googling - i ended up on a page for people addicted to lip balm - Lip Balm Anonymous - now i can't even remember what i was looking for...
okay, yeah, a bit racist, but amusing nonetheless:
How BLACK are you?
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How BLACK are you?
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