quote of the day:

"If you’re going to masturbate with the help of heavy machinery, for crying out loud, use the buddy system."

- from the article titled "Ouch! With sex injuries, love really hurts" on msnbc.com

where do they come up with this stuff?

so i got the walls painted over the weekend...the living room a shade called "White Palace" (a very light grey), the dining room and kitchen are another color i forgot to write down (a pale pale yellow), and in the bedroom i have an accent wall of "Royal Attire" with the other walls painted in "Fairy Glitter"...i'll leave it to you to guess what those colors are. ;-) dunno how they come up with all these names, but they are amusing to read...

doing grown-up things...

got new carpet on friday, then over the weekend josh came over and painted most of the place (didn't see a need to paint the office or bathrooms, but now that the rest of the place is done, i think i've changed my mind in that regard)...the sofa arrives tomorrow. i'm excited and drained, all at the same time - i just wanna snap my fingers and have it all done.

'nother psych exam on wednesday for disability - i tell ya, if they'd just call up my docs and most of my friends and family, it'd be obvious that i'm too c-razy for the real world