time for a recipe...

the joy of Fark is finding all sorts of spiffy things - like this recipe from TotalFarker jimmyhaha:

Type II Diabetes

26 1/2 lb Froot Loops
2 1/3 lb butter
1600 Whatchamacallit Bars (crumbled)
26 gal. Dry Gin
1 Couch
1 Tivo
1 xBox 360

Mix the first three ingredients until they form one smooth, flabby ass.
Apply ass to Couch for 18 hours daily, basting liberally with Tivo and xBox.
Serves one.

crippled...

been crippled with depression recently, hence no posts. i'm now in intensive outpatient therapy. it's helping me.