even more collectible than those iraqi playing card decks, here's a deck for the U.S. governing regime...it cracks me up that Shrub is only the four of clubs...

bummer - i lost rob cockerham's ebay auction - coulda had me a Briefcase of Diamonds!!

Man with 5 calves in Toyota Camry jailed - no, the guy doesn't have three extra legs, the man had FIVE BABY COWS in his 1996 TOYOTA CAMRY! i've owned a couple of toyotas in my lifetime, and yeah, you do seem to be able to get LOTS of stuff in em, but 5 COWS?!?!? and why would ya take a toyota camry to a livestock auction with intentions of buying?!?!?

Quote of the day, from prankster Jim Moran, courtesy of The Museum of Hoaxes (the book i'm currently reading):

"It's a sad day for American capitalism when a man can't fly a midget on a kite over Central Park."

ummm, Julie, thanks for sending me the info on Indiana Bicycle to Work Day on May 16, but i don't think i'll be making that 27 mile journey on a bicycle... ;-)

hell, i can't even get a BUS to go from home (southport) to work (fishers) and you expect me to hop on a bike? dangerous not only for me, but dangerous to the general flow of traffic on the Dave Letterman Expressway (aka I-465) from me causing 249-car pileups because people stop to gawk and collapse into hysterics upon seeing the Pillsbury Dough Dyke on a Pillsbury Dough Bike. *8-)

if you're looking for Haywood Jablome's phone number, you'll find it on the Funny Name Server...