gotta love those amazon automated recommendations - ya look up Pat Robertson's Six Steps to Spiritual Revivaland get a recommendation to also purchase The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Men - *rofl*....

(don't worry, i'm not buying men's anal sex books - i read an article about this thang here...)

i also like the customer suggestion for an accompanying purchase to Now That's What I Call Music! 11 - the cd compilation of current top 40 type music...someone's suggested Super Leight Pre-Shaped Foam Ear Plugs to accompany that cd purchase...

oh god, can i pleeeeeeeeeeeze be her fluffer?

amusing - an internet spammer gets pissed when anti-spammers, using the snail mail address of the guy's new home, sign him up for tons of unwanted mail...

so this guy in michigan decides to use FedEx and their minute by minute tracking to see where a letter to Santa Claus would end up...check it out here...

i love this comment, posted to fark:

"Most relgious (sic) people that I know are "Cafeterians". They pick and choose the parts of the Bible that they like, and ignore the rest."

pooky's amazon wishlist

if you weren't convinced already - more proof of just how evil the wal-mart corporation is...

Congratulations, you're syphilis!

Transmitted by direct contact with one of your infections (usually through unprotected sex), you're one nasty STD! In your initial stages, you cause sores, usually on the genitals or in the rectum, but that's only the delicious beginning. Later on, you'll cause a rash, and then slip away ... but you won't be gone. No no, my friend. You're far too cunning.

You'll still pass yourself on to anyone the poor soul you've infected has sex with (anal, vaginal or oral), and you'll start to erode their muscles and nerves! In fact, you'll eventually lead, if left untreated, to malcoordination, blindness, paralysis, dementia and then death!

And that's not all - if you infect a pregnant women, you'll also be passed to their child! A single shot of penicillin will kill you, but shhhhh .. I won't tell anyone if you won't.



Take the Affliction Test Today!

Eleanor Roosevelt! Nice to see you.

A Roosevelt yourself, you married your fifth cousin Franklin; despite the obvious incestuous overtones, your six kids were happy and healthy.

When Franklin got elected, you became perhaps the most controversial first lady ever - you spoke out for the rights of women; for the rights of the poor; for world peace. You were even a member of a union while your husband was in office - and when he died, you were the head of the UN Commission on Human Rights.

All of which is pretty kick ass, but to top things off you had a hot and steamy relationship with the lesbian journalist Lorena Hickok, who was so madly in love with you that she halted her career for you. Unfortunately, you couldn't give up your public life that easily - leaving her heartbroken.

Bitch.



Which Famous Homosexual are you?

Hailing from sunny Transylvania, your first blood-related incident was when you stabbed a servant girl in the face with a pair of scissors for underperforming. Some of the red spray landed on your hands, and as you washed it off, you noticed that it left your skin fresh and young looking. From then on you were convinced that the blood of young girls was the secret to eternal youth.

Rather than killing girls outright by stabbing them or slitting their throats, you enjoy torturing them for weeks on end by pricking them with needles or prodding with sharp spikes - all to bathe in their blood. You've killed over six hundred women, all without raising a peep from the authorities.


Which Evil Criminal are You?

a-ha! my fave 80's norwegian musicians make the news once again...well, one of 'em did - Mags, the cutie keyboard player...*swoon*

so, if i'm reading in a magazine or online about a book that sounds interesting, i'll reserve it on the indy public library's website - every once in a while, everything comes in all at once - i'm deluged with books right now and they all have to be returned asap!!

here's a glimpse at some of what i've gotten:

I rant, therefore I am - Dennis Miller - luckily, this was a book on CD, so i burned it for listening later...

The carbohydrate addict's cookbook : 250 all-new low-carb recipes that will cut your cravings and keep you slim for life - Richard F. Heller - haven't had a chance to look at this one...don't really care about the slim for life part, it's the carb addict part that i relate to - definitely a problem for a diabetic...

The F word : how to survive your family - Louie Anderson - i'm about halfway through this one...damn, louie's gettin pretty philosophical...

The Sopranos on the couch : analyzing television's greatest series - Maurice Yacowar - damn, and here i just thought the Sopranos was just a good mobster show...apparently each episode is packed with layers and layers of meaning...interesting, but i didn't finish the book - not my cup o tea...

What's my line? : The inside history of tv's most famous panel show - Gilbert Fates - thought this one would be interesting after reading "Backstage With the Original Hollywood Square" by Peter Marshall, a b-day gift from mom...i thought wrong, the what's my line book was rather bland...what i read of it, at least...

Shop, save, and share - Ellie Kay - hell, i could've written this book (without the religious references, that is)...guess it would be useful for someone that doesn't know the right way to use coupons, but i've got that system down...

The complete Tightwad gazette : promoting thrift as a viable alternative lifestyle - Amy Dacyczyn, a.k.a. The Frugal Zealot - interesting, but didn't really learn anything new here....

Feng shui at work : arranging your office space for peak-performance and maximum profit - Kirsten Lagatree - haven't cracked this one open yet, but i know it's desperately needed - a good vibe in the workplace would be spiffy...

LOTD = laugh of the day...

here's today's...

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Which Harry Potter Candy are you?
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Take the test, by Emily.

add this to the xmas list - a multimedia refrigerator! the damned thing has TV, internet, a digital camera, and - oh yeah - it'll keep your food cold too...

interesting - burger king has a disclaimer at the bottom of their website that reads "Burger King Corporation makes no claim that the BK VEGGIE™ Burger or any other of its products meets the requirements of a vegan or vegetarian diet."

My Music Personality

must make pilgrimage to see the Leg Lamp!!!! ahhh..."the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window"...hell, maybe i should just buy one of my own...