Saturday, September 27, 2003

all you horn-dog condom users out there, go to http://www.lifestyles.com/cgi-bin/sample_condoms.cgi and get ya some free samples... (sorry, i can't give ya a direct link, you'll hafta copy/paste it yerself....)

http://www.lifestyles.com/cgi-bin/sample_condoms.cgi
ya know, if i were a coffee drinker and i lived in new zealand, these stupid fuckers at Fagg's Coffee would be hearing from me...

"The word "straight" had been used to distinguish Fagg's Coffee from other more pretentious brands.

"We are straight forward ... what you see is what you get and it's common knowledge that there's quite a lot of coffees that take themselves extremely seriously," Mr Ford said."


*beep beep beep* back that truck up Mr. Ford....

ermmm, i call bullshit - ya can't have a name like Fagg's and then use words like straight without people making a homosexual connection....

makes ya wonder - what were they thinking when they came up with that billboard? either someone is totally naive/stupid (hard to think that's the case - more than one person had to work on that ad) or they're going with the "there's no such thing as bad publicity" approach - i mean, hey, they got a hell of a lot more advertising done for free when the newspapers and such picked up on it...
hrmmm - would a $80 b/w laser printer (after coupon/rebate, of course) be a good buy? The toner cart that it comes with only prints 1500 pages, and after ya use that one up, a new cartridge (that prints 3000 pgs) will cost as much as the printer...

this slickdeals.net site might be a good site to check on a regular basis...

Wednesday, September 24, 2003

uh oh - one of the potential side effects for one of the new meds i'm on? "prolonged or inappropriate erection"
as if this weren't TOTALLY obvious:




You are "Kraft Macaroni and Cheese". You cost a little more,
due to your promotional shapes and packaging, but the kids
won't stand for less. You try and be individual in
spite of this though. You prefer to be called "Cheese and
Macaroni" thank you very much.



Take the What Kind of Macaroni and Cheese Are You? Quiz

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Tuesday, September 23, 2003

quote o de day:

"Because I am somebody who wouldn't necessarily have a lot of self esteem, as I am considered a minority. And if you are a woman, if you are a person of color, or gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, if you are a person of size, if you are a person of intelligence, if you're a person of integrity, then YOU are considered a minority in this world. And it's going to be really hard to find messages of self-love and support anywhere, especially women's and gay men's culture. It's all about how you have to look a certain way, or else your worthless. You know when you look in the mirror and say, 'Uh, I'm so ugly; I'm so fat; I'm so old'--don't you know that's not your authentic self? But that is billons upon billons of dollars of advertising, magazines, movies, billboards, all geared to make you feel shitty about yourself so you will take your hard earned money and spend it at the mall on some turn around cream that doesn't turn around shit.

"If you don't have self-esteem, you will hesitate before you do anything in your life. You will hesitate to go for the job you really want to go for. You will hesitate to ask for a raise. You will hesitate to call yourself an American. You will hesitate to report a rape. You will hesitate to defend yourself when you are discriminated against because of your race, your sexuality, your size, your gender. You will hesitate to vote. You will hesitate to dream. For us to have self esteem is truly an act of revolution. And OUR revolution is long overdue. I urge you all today, especially today, in these times of terrorism and chaos, to love yourselves without reservation. And to love each other without restraint...unless you're into leather. Then by all means, use restraints."

-- Margaret Cho
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Monday, September 22, 2003

This link will take you to the person that people are saying is going to win Survivor (so DUH, don't click it if ya don't wanna know who might be the winner) - i dunno tho, i woulda picked several other people before picking that one....
well, whaddaya know - Xanax is the rX that jeb bush's kid was busted for trying to obtain illegally with a forged prescription - "Xanax also is growing in popularity in the club drug scene, where it is used as a "parachute drug" taken to reduce the impact of the drug ecstasy, said Joe Kilmer of Drug Enforcement Administration's Miami office."

i've taken it for several days now, and i can't say that i've found it to be all that exciting...maybe i need to start doing ecstasy to fully feel the effect. ;-)

Sunday, September 21, 2003

Cliche Kitty has a blog!
Love Liza - checked this DVD out from the library and just finished watching it...woah. Philip Seymour Hoffman is so cool. Bummer of a movie, but very well done.