wally has posted the following to the gayindy list, and i'm debating sending a reply either to him personally or to the list as a whole:

Answering Machine Message for the Mental Health Institute

Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline.
If you are obsessive or compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependant, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3,4,5 and 6
If you are paranoid, we already know who you are, but stay on
the line while we trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice
will tell you which number to press.
If you have short term memory loss, press 9, if you have short
term memory loss, press 9, if you have short term memory loss,
press 9.
If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators
are too busy to talk to you.

-- alrighty, sending this to a friend that knows your sense of humor is one thing, but to a list of queers that may or may not have these issues? not cool. it makes him look like a major dickhead, in my not so humble opinion...mentally, i'm pretty stable (for the most part - i think) but i have been having these memory problems lately, and it just bugged me...(not to mention spelling co-dependent wrong *smirk*) so, how do i go about replying without looking like a major lunatic? *ponder*