*ROFL* what a cool site! the Random Title and Name Generator will give you a title if you don't have one or don't like the one you do have...

a few of my new titles...

Princess of Poon Appreciation, Lori Beth - and i DO appreciate the poon! *8-)

Duchess of Deviant Sexual Practices, Lori Gozer Beth - er, i think i'll refrain from comment here....

Baroness of Cow Tipping, Miss Lori Beth - moo

Kahuna of The Meritorious Order of Wieners, Lori Irene Beth - not just any ol' weiner, a meritorious one!

Lesser Sorceress of Speed Bumps, Lori "Lefty" Beth - hrm, i like "Lefty"

Associate Speaker of No Pants, Mrs. Lori Beth - how appropriate, since most of the time i'm running around in my boxer shorts...

Superintendent of Cornfed Heifers, Mrs. Lori Beth - appropriate, being a Hoosier and all....

Funkmistress of Stating The Obvious, Lori Fusion Beth - yeah, i'm a Funkmistress!