good to know our reps in congress are busy with lots of really important issues, like renaming food in the cafeterias...no more French Fries, now it's "Freedom Fries"....huh?!?

so, just because france thinks we shouldn't blow iraq to oblivion we can't have anything with "French" in the name?

so, do we just change French to Freedom in every instance? after a hot night of Freedom Kissing and trying out that new Freedom Tickler in the boudoir - whoops, i mean bedroom! - we'll have some Freedom Toast for breakfast?