not being able to breathe really limits the amount of time a person can stay asleep...so i've been farking...some interesting articles:

Football coaches: Just say no to Gatorade baths - don't wanna misalign that chi...

State representative wants Indiana students involved in porn movie expelled - i think woody burton fits that classic fark definition of asshat...

Vintage boobies in handy postcard form - boobies....

and my favorite articles o de' day:

Penn Gillette (of Penn & Teller) recently had his crotch grabbed without permission. Although what he endured is incredibly offensive, he wrote up a great account of the incident - looks like Penn's a weblogger too...very interesting account of his getting molested by airport security...

Postal delivery experiments - "Clerk at station commented that mail must be wrapped" is a common refrain on this one...tis amazing to see the crazy shit people do sometimes...