stupid joke time...courtesy of a joke thread on fark:

Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One says to the other "Do you smell fish?"

Q: What do you get when you cross a Saint Bernard with a Chihuahua?
A: A bloody Chiuaua.

Two muffins are baking in an oven.
The first says, "It sure is hot in here."
The second replies, "Wow, a talking muffin!"

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.