"I pledge allegiance to and wrap myself in the flag of the United States
Against Anything Un-American and to the Republicans for which it stands,
two nations, under Jesus, rich against poor, with curtailed liberty and
justice for all except blacks, homosexuals, women who want abortions,
Communists, welfare queens, treehuggers, feminazis, illegal immigrants,
children of illegal immigrants, and you if you don't watch your step."

~ Matt Groening, "Life in Hell", 16 Dec 94

(yowza - wonder what Groening would think if he knew in '94 how things were going to be now in '02....)

then there's the more lighthearted version, from "School Is Hell" -

"I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow,
And to the Republicans for which we scam, one nacho, underpants,
With licorice and jugs of wine for owls."