chinese food for lunch today - my fortune cookie reads, "You will have good luck and overcome many hardships." hrmmm...where to start...

do you agree that not everyone needs an SUV? get a free car talk bumper sticker!

oooh - the internet anagram server

went to my first-ever colts game saturday night with my sister paige. mom won a pair of tickets at work, and then decided she didn't really wanna go. they were 4th row seats, on the 20 yard line, worth 65 bucks a piece! so i called to see if my brother matt wanted to go but paige answered the phone and when i mentioned the game, she begged to go. so it turned into sisters' night out. paige is a trip - the girl will talk your ear off! and she's in everybody's business as well, wondering why people were doing things and such - as we were finding a parking space, a couple of boys in colts shirts walked past - she said, "they must be friends, they don't look like brothers, they must be friends." in the first place, why's it matter? so i asked her if she thought people would think we were sisters, since we definitely don't look alike (she's rail-thin, and a thin rail at that!) and there's that 20 year age difference. she still said yes though, that people would assume we were sisters. the game was good, though the colts lost - we had a really good time. i told paige i'd look into the women's pro football league i heard mentioned somewhere - the indianapolis vipers - perhaps we'd go to one of those games.

woo hoo! got my puter hooked up to the router, meaning i'm now using momma's cable modem! whoo hoo! porno downloads, here i come...heh heh heh, just kidding. although buying the router through amazon did score me a free webcam, so maybe i'll make my name into the porno industry soon! ;-)

yet another name generator - i love these thangs! check out the Magix Black Woman Name Generator...from the page: "This be Mo'Nique speakin to you straight from tha Internet. Lass week, one of my girl's axed me how she can get a name so sexy and luxurious as mine. Mo'Nique ain't no average name, and I ain't no average woman. I be tha sexy, full-figered, outspoken glamor doll known as Mo'Nique. Say it, girl!"

and i be Shoonua Houston. *8-)

phil at work gave me this URL - pee-mail.com - cute!

so, ya post a note on your blog saying you hate a specific event, and then months later post pics of yourself at that very event? interesting...

and you thought the thighmaster was bad - this thing scares me...

dontcha just hate it when you get a song stuck in your head for no apparent reason and can't get it out of your head no matter how hard you try?

for some reason, i have a summer camp song in my head - you know, the one about great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts...that link's got some different lyrics than i remember singing at the Y, but it's all still basically the same - the nastiest stuff you could think of. damn, would ya believe a google search for "greasy grimy gopher guts" would return 664 hits?!? and there's even a book by that name!!

so, charleton heston has alzheimers...how ironic, Mr. NRA man might have to forfeit his weapons because California has laws prohibiting gravely ill people from possessing weapons...

pooky and i may be going to the indiana state fair - seems he wants to try out the latest in fair food - deep fried snickers bars...

you just learn of the weirdest stuff on the internet by going to fark...Perverted Justice is a website that posts the IM conversations of guys that think they're talking to 14 year old girls...they post it all too, the guys pix and phone numbers and everything...

bummer - Josh Ryan Evans, who played Timmy on "Passions" died. the freaky thing is that on the day he actually died, the soap had his character dying! guess those plans for resurrection aren't gonna happen...he was the only halfway decent character on that show...not that it matters now, i have cable - back in the apartment though i'd usually wake up and it'd be the only thing i could get on the tv...i suppose "Passions" is better than other daytime soaps because it IS so cheezy - pure camp!

i'm in a nine inch nails sort of mood right now, here at work. ARGHH!!!!!!!!!!! but i suspect popping the NIN cd into the player would just make things worse - i'm feeling aggressive enough as it is...

interesting salon article about expired domains - for example, bitemedoughboy.com was a reserved URL at some point - alas, it's no more...same goes for sluttydykes.com - hrmmm...not gonna say it. ;-)

aww crap. clara isn't coming for the buffet concert. anyone wanna buy my tix?

this sucks.

*8-(

time for a bowl of cereal- how about some chocolate frosted sugar bombs?

stumbled across a website for PCOS - i just LOVE the name - soulcysters.com

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