pooky and i may be going to the indiana state fair - seems he wants to try out the latest in fair food - deep fried snickers bars...

you just learn of the weirdest stuff on the internet by going to fark...Perverted Justice is a website that posts the IM conversations of guys that think they're talking to 14 year old girls...they post it all too, the guys pix and phone numbers and everything...

bummer - Josh Ryan Evans, who played Timmy on "Passions" died. the freaky thing is that on the day he actually died, the soap had his character dying! guess those plans for resurrection aren't gonna happen...he was the only halfway decent character on that show...not that it matters now, i have cable - back in the apartment though i'd usually wake up and it'd be the only thing i could get on the tv...i suppose "Passions" is better than other daytime soaps because it IS so cheezy - pure camp!

i'm in a nine inch nails sort of mood right now, here at work. ARGHH!!!!!!!!!!! but i suspect popping the NIN cd into the player would just make things worse - i'm feeling aggressive enough as it is...

interesting salon article about expired domains - for example, bitemedoughboy.com was a reserved URL at some point - alas, it's no more...same goes for sluttydykes.com - hrmmm...not gonna say it. ;-)

aww crap. clara isn't coming for the buffet concert. anyone wanna buy my tix?

this sucks.

*8-(

time for a bowl of cereal- how about some chocolate frosted sugar bombs?

stumbled across a website for PCOS - i just LOVE the name - soulcysters.com

Vote for me! *8-)

Is my Blog HOT or NOT?

so i've been doing the Fark Photoshop Contests more lately...the latest one was "failed dot-coms"...so i did one for "DoughBoySexToy.com" and put in a graphic of the pillsbury doughboy holding a blue jelly butt plug. *8-) it also said "guaranteed to make her giggle" and "absolutely NO yeast infections!"

*grin* let's just not mention this to the pillsbury corporation, alrighty? certainly they couldn't sue me, since it's a parody, right? right? *8-)

oh sheesh, i forgot to clear out the google search and the links - nothing like using mom's puter and putting "blue butt plug" in the search box....*8-O

if the prison bitch name wasn't to your liking, how about a Smurf name? go to the smurf name generator...

mine's totally cool - i am Erotic Smurf.

quit laughing!

*8-)

if you've ever wondered what your prison bitch name would be, go to the Prison Bitch Name Generator

for the record, i'm Rim Shot. *8-)

current workplace discussion topic: Epsom Salt. (like i've said before, we talk about the WEIRDEST shit) so, everyone knows you use it to soak your feet - but WHY? well, it soothes achy muscles and the magnesium is said to help the body heal...

didya know there's a web page just for Epsom Salt? me neither....but now we do!

well FUCK. clara's hubby john needs back surgery and will probably be in recovery for 6 weeks or so - so now she's not sure she'll be able to come visit in august. she said perhaps she can visit some time after that, but i want her here in AUGUST for the Jimmy Buffett concert!! argh, perhaps it's a bit selfish on my part - it's obviously pretty serious if he's gonna take over a month to recover - but i was really looking forward to the concert. i guess it's not totally off just yet, perhaps she'll know more after the doc's visit on tuesday.

major bummer. *8-(

thank god for free email sites!

so, do you agree that bush's Operation Tips plan is a complete crock of shit? well, now you can rat out those people that are ratting everyone else out - Operation TIPS-TIPS: Report TIPS informants. ;-)

ben franklin had it right - "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."

we're getting closer and closer to becoming a police state and it's all just a crock of shit.

what does Hello Kitty say about you psychologically?

apparently, i "easily feel stressful" and could remedy this with exercise and karaoke.

karaoke?!?!? i think that would INDUCE stress - me singing in a public arena? not to mention the poor eardrums of anyone in listening distance...

obviously someone not totally fluent in english made this site...for more japanese english, aka engrish, check out www.engrish.com...

woah. very vivid dreams today.

is it a bad thing when you dream your office building is burning down and you're happy about it?

perhaps this weekend i'll make it down to the outlet mall in edinburgh - i think they've got new stuff down there since the place was bought out...

i just love headlines...