all you horn-dog condom users out there, go to http://www.lifestyles.com/cgi-bin/sample_condoms.cgi and get ya some free samples... (sorry, i can't give ya a direct link, you'll hafta copy/paste it yerself....)

http://www.lifestyles.com/cgi-bin/sample_condoms.cgi

ya know, if i were a coffee drinker and i lived in new zealand, these stupid fuckers at Fagg's Coffee would be hearing from me...

"The word "straight" had been used to distinguish Fagg's Coffee from other more pretentious brands.

"We are straight forward ... what you see is what you get and it's common knowledge that there's quite a lot of coffees that take themselves extremely seriously," Mr Ford said."

*beep beep beep* back that truck up Mr. Ford....

ermmm, i call bullshit - ya can't have a name like Fagg's and then use words like straight without people making a homosexual connection....

makes ya wonder - what were they thinking when they came up with that billboard? either someone is totally naive/stupid (hard to think that's the case - more than one person had to work on that ad) or they're going with the "there's no such thing as bad publicity" approach - i mean, hey, they got a hell of a lot more advertising done for free when the newspapers and such picked up on it...

hrmmm - would a $80 b/w laser printer (after coupon/rebate, of course) be a good buy? The toner cart that it comes with only prints 1500 pages, and after ya use that one up, a new cartridge (that prints 3000 pgs) will cost as much as the printer...

this slickdeals.net site might be a good site to check on a regular basis...

uh oh - one of the potential side effects for one of the new meds i'm on? "prolonged or inappropriate erection"

as if this weren't TOTALLY obvious:




You are "Kraft Macaroni and Cheese". You cost a little more,
due to your promotional shapes and packaging, but the kids
won't stand for less. You try and be individual in
spite of this though. You prefer to be called "Cheese and
Macaroni" thank you very much.

Take the What Kind of Macaroni and Cheese Are You? Quiz

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quote o de day:

"Because I am somebody who wouldn't necessarily have a lot of self esteem, as I am considered a minority. And if you are a woman, if you are a person of color, or gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, if you are a person of size, if you are a person of intelligence, if you're a person of integrity, then YOU are considered a minority in this world. And it's going to be really hard to find messages of self-love and support anywhere, especially women's and gay men's culture. It's all about how you have to look a certain way, or else your worthless. You know when you look in the mirror and say, 'Uh, I'm so ugly; I'm so fat; I'm so old'--don't you know that's not your authentic self? But that is billons upon billons of dollars of advertising, magazines, movies, billboards, all geared to make you feel shitty about yourself so you will take your hard earned money and spend it at the mall on some turn around cream that doesn't turn around shit.

"If you don't have self-esteem, you will hesitate before you do anything in your life. You will hesitate to go for the job you really want to go for. You will hesitate to ask for a raise. You will hesitate to call yourself an American. You will hesitate to report a rape. You will hesitate to defend yourself when you are discriminated against because of your race, your sexuality, your size, your gender. You will hesitate to vote. You will hesitate to dream. For us to have self esteem is truly an act of revolution. And OUR revolution is long overdue. I urge you all today, especially today, in these times of terrorism and chaos, to love yourselves without reservation. And to love each other without restraint...unless you're into leather. Then by all means, use restraints."

-- Margaret Cho

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This link will take you to the person that people are saying is going to win Survivor (so DUH, don't click it if ya don't wanna know who might be the winner) - i dunno tho, i woulda picked several other people before picking that one....

well, whaddaya know - Xanax is the rX that jeb bush's kid was busted for trying to obtain illegally with a forged prescription - "Xanax also is growing in popularity in the club drug scene, where it is used as a "parachute drug" taken to reduce the impact of the drug ecstasy, said Joe Kilmer of Drug Enforcement Administration's Miami office."

i've taken it for several days now, and i can't say that i've found it to be all that exciting...maybe i need to start doing ecstasy to fully feel the effect. ;-)

Cliche Kitty has a blog!

Love Liza - checked this DVD out from the library and just finished watching it...woah. Philip Seymour Hoffman is so cool. Bummer of a movie, but very well done.

hrmmmmm - has someone leaked the winner of Survivor: Pearl Islands? An offshore bookie thinks so, because he's getting more bets than usual at this stage of the game, and they're all for the same person....hrmmmm...

Welp, September 20 2002 was the day the tornado swept through our neighborhood - can't believe it's been a year. in some ways it seems like it wasn't that long ago, in other ways it seems like it's been longer...

friday i went to Johnie's calling with mom - had i not invited tons o queer people over to the house for a pool party/ice cream social for saturday afternoon, i'd be going to his funeral. tho he wasn't a celebrity, he completed one of those weird death trifectas - Johnny Cash, John Ritter, Johnie Means - all Johnnies.

It's weird all the deaths that have happened lately - had i not gone to Johnie's calling, i might have gone to Frank O'Bannon's funeral downtown. i really liked the O'Bannon family's request that people donate school and/or art supplies rather than spend money on flowers - just one more way for Frank to contribute to education in Indiana. it's also cool that his death has brought about discussions of living wills and organ donation - there never seems to be the "right time" to talk about that sort of thing, but it's easier to make your wishes known when you can talk about someone else doing it. i certainly don't want to be hooked up to machines to prolong my time on this planet - that's not really life. i dunno if any of my organs would be worthy of donation (maybe i should donate my body to science fiction??) but i certainly don't mind them checking me out for possibilities. i know it's probably irrational, and certainly selfish, but the only thing i wanna keep is my eyes - something about taking my eyes squicks me, so lemme hang on to em, okay? doubt they'd be wanted by the time i'm gone anyways, my vision's getting worse and worse, it seems.

so, apparently they're gonna continue John Ritter's sitcom, even though he's dead...

farkers are of different minds - most seem to feel the same way i do, that it seems like ABC's just milking it cuz they know they'll get some ratings when people will watch the show just to see what it's all about. but if i'm not mistaken (which is possible, i've only seen the show once), it was a John Ritter sitcom, something that revolved around him, mainly...

other farkers suggested that ABC should keep putting the show out because if they didn't, 50 people would lose their jobs because of the show's cancellation - errrr, naah, i doubt that's ABC's take on it. And certainly people in show biz know that there are no guarantees on how long a show will last, and they shouldn't have too hard a time finding new work...not to mention the fact that this is a SITCOM - har har har, dad's dead! *chuckle chuckle!*

other shows have had differing ways of dealing with the situation of stars leaving unexpectedly, and it's turned out differently each time. it was really creepy seeing Nancy Marchand on the Soprano's when we knew she was dead and her last episodes were computer generated...Cheers did fine when Coach died - made a star of Woody Harrelson - but had it been Ted Danson, the main character, I don't think they could've gone on with the show...

it's a good thing that yesterday i didn't start the new meds the psychiatrist gave me in my appointment on monday - after getting the rx's filled, i noticed 2489 warnings about taking the stuff with AED's (that's anti-epileptic drugs) and other similar precautions. so i called and left a message with the neurologist, just to double check and make sure he agrees with the drug selections. well, didn't hear back from the office yesterday, so i didn't take the new stuff.

the reason i'm glad i didn't start the stuff yesterday? if i had, i'd probably stop taking it after this morning - had some majorly fucked up dreams/nightmares. had i had such vivid dreams as these the night after starting new meds, i woulda figured they caused em and stopped taking the stuff.

why were there 2 HUGE crickets (huge as in TEN FEET TALL!) in my bedroom, staring me down and looking as though they were ready to eat me? or rather, why the hell was i DREAMING about the aforementioned crickets?? very strange dreams - i felt very small, very vulnerable, and like being human was a distinct disadvantage....

A spiffy blog for Scrabble Geeks...

This Popular Science article makes it obvious - maybe my job ain't so bad after all - at least i'm not sniffing other people's farts...

hrmmmmm - looking to try a new recipe? well, check out Mr. Brain's Faggots - they've got recipes for stuff like Faggot Kebabs, Faggot Stuffed Peppers, and Faggot Cobbler

another article on the homophobe IU professor and his weblog....sorry, even though he's an employee of the school and probably shouldn't say stuff like that, i don't think the school should take away his right to do so...i'd certainly agree with the idea that IU's got a right to put a disclaimer on any website saying they don't necessarily speak for the school, but to censor the guy isn't cool, no matter how deplorable and idiotic his comments might be.

"Rasmusen said he keeps the site -- not so much for others to read, but as a journal to record his thoughts." - that, i think, is a crock of shit though - if he wasn't intending for it to be read by people, there are lots of ways to do that without publishing it on your employers' web space, for christ's sake...

a little personal note to Julie Millam, of the "Montana Family Coalition" - you're a CUNT.

ya don't like queer eye for the straight guy? fine, don't watch it.

your comment about reality tv for gays is inappropriate though:

"To me, that's not a reality show about gay people," said Julie Millam, who said she watched clips from the show. "A really good reality show for gay people would be five gay men dying of AIDS."