the death clock tells me i'll die on Monday, September 14, 2026 - meaning i have less than 744,856,800 seconds to live...hrmmmmm....well, that's the pessimistic outlook, at least....optimistically, i'm looking at 1,956,088,278 seconds, til Saturday, January 31, 2065....

dale will be so proud!

the mail today brought me The Hunt a dvd about the university of chicago scavenger hunt, which happens to be the largest scavenger hunt in the world...perhaps it'll give some insights as to creating a spiffy hunt here in indy...

'tis amazing what's on the web...case in point: Giant Dildos

"When you try to guess what's going on inside their minds, it's dark and it's cavernous in there." - David E. Kelley, referring to the evil bastard network execs that moved "The Practice" from its Sunday night slot...granted, i work sunday nights, but i've gotten into the habit of taping it and watching it when i get home...gonna be harder to do now that it's on monday night, up against another fave, Joe Millionaire....why do the networks do shit like this that alienates viewers?!?!?

and now, a joke from the Bob & Tom website:

Q - What did George Washington say to his men just before they got on the boat?
A - Men, get on the boat.

hahahahaha, i just love dumbass jokes like that one!

Happy Groundhog Day!

Happy Groundhog Day!

Happy Groundhog Day!

Happy Groundhog Day!

space shuttle Columbia exploded this morning - 17 years to the week of the Challenger explosion...doesn't seem that long ago - i was in 8th grade...

it seems kind of weird to hear the news calling these people heroes though - i mean, they were in a terrible accident, but does that mean they should instantly achieve hero status? i don't think too many people were aware that Columbia was even in space now - it's not news when they lift off, just when something goes wrong...it all just leaves me with an uneasy feeling...*shrug*

wow...there's a MUSEUM for squished pennies!

has your website been pornolized yet? run it through their website and it'll make it all sorts of pornographic!! totally immature, and totally hysterical too! running the ol' work website through it is rather amusing - we now feature Manufactured "Sniff-my-Ass" Housing, Real "Up the Arse" Estate, Roadside "Hard-on" Assistance (hrmmmm!), Progressive "Asshole" Insurance (lots of progressive assholes around that place, it's logical they'd need insurance!), and Extended Blows (is there any better kind?!?)...

cool! dave barry's blogging now!

Go bro! that brother o mine is holding the #1 and #3 positions on the Satellite Records charts...

happy 171st birthday to fellow epileptic Lewis Carroll - they say the stuff that happened to Alice in Wonderland was probably inspired by temporal lobe seizures, to which i can definitely relate...

oh god, this is PURE EVIL - i LOVE it - http://www.cnn.com@66.111.43.11/reports/

go Janeane!

"You can't force people to cast you or become younger or more popular. What I do have is control over my mind, my life and my participation in current events. I won't stick my head in the sand and have history roll right over me. I refuse to allow my government and the mainstream media to bully me into accepting a war that is immoral and illegal. If it means people make fun of me or think I'm a jerk, or I lose a job here and there, that means nothing to me."

interesting news...apparently, Macaulay Culkin is corrupting Marilyn Manson - he had to teach him how to smoke...Virginia Slims, no less...

i think i'd make a good daddy to this baby...



well, if the mommy were included, that is... ;-)

yup, me & angelina and little maddox...what a cute little family we could be... *8-)